Well kids, it is that time of year. Barnes and Noble will somehow have to find an extra display shelf for the multitudes of fantasy football magazines that are currently overtaking the storerooms.
And once again we will be lured into spending $10 chunks for information that will be for the most part useless by the time draft day comes. Most of it was written in April and May. How relevent can it be. Why do we do it?
A lot of it is sheer boredom. We know that the information will be of little use, but at least it gives us a base of factual information, and some peoples opinions. Thats about it.
The other day, I was in Barnes & Noble to see what the first wave of fantasy mags were like. While I was perusing, I noticed a businessman standing there also, and he already had about five magazines in his hand. Basically most of the mags that were available at the time.
So I put The Huddle bug in his ear, told him I was an award winning writer for the best fantasy site on the net, told him to get only a few magazines to look at, and as an added bonus, I advised him to avoid drafting Shaun Alexander this season.
Now that my friends, is a pay it forward moment. I helped that poor guy avoid three disasters within two minutes, and even magaged to sqeeze in a shameless and false self promotion.
I saved him from continuing to buy every fantasy mag that comes out over the next month which may have seriously jeopardize his kids college education funds, and filled his head with a dizzying array of opinions and projections, which as mentioned previously is basically useless in a few weeks.
I turned him on to the Huddle, further enabling my job security and likely helping him win his local.
And the Shaun Alexander thing is just an opinion. He will be heading up my Players To Avoid list this season.
The guy put back a couple of the magazines, got out a pen and wrote down thehuddle.com on the back of a card, and thanked me for saving his fantasy season.
I walked out of the store with one magazine in my hand and a warm feeling in my heart for helping another human being.
Immediately after that I thought to myself, “You dumbass. Why didn’t you put on the stupid routine and try to weasel your way into his league?”
Sort of an “I coulda had a V8″ moment.
I mean, helping people is nice and all, but it is even more fun to take their money and humiliate them. I mean, that is why we buy the magazines in the first place.
Unfortunately a lot of the choices you will find at the newsstands will do just that. Take your money and humiliate you, after they fill you with useless information and charge you for the privilege.
Do like I do. Read a few magazines, but chalk them up as entertainment for the most part. There are a few good ones. And a whole lotta bad ones…………………..