Quarterback
It's time to dust off Donovan McNabb. This is a
make-or-break week for the former Chunky-Soup endorser.
If he doesn't put up at least 250 yards and two touchdowns
against Atlanta, he probably deserves to be released in
most fantasy leagues. In a statistic that has become all
too painful for his owners, McNabb hasn't thrown a single
touchdown all year to a wide receiver. But that should
change in Week 9. The Falcons are giving up a league worst
266.9 passing yards per game and have already allowed 14
passing touchdowns on the year. It's no wonder they've
benched practically their whole starting secondary, including
Ray Buchanan and Tyrone Williams. If McNabb can regain
his confidence against Atlanta's weak pass defense, this
game could be a launch pad for a strong second half of
the season. - San Francisco quarterback Jeff Garcia has
a partially torn tendon in his ankle and is out this week
against the Rams and possibly longer. While Tim Rattay would
seem like a logical replacement, I recommend looking elsewhere
for a starter this week. The Rams field an above average
defense that could give Rattay fits. Instead, pick up Marques
Tuiasosopo or even Chris Chandler. Each quarterback
faces a defense that gives up passing touchdowns by the
bushel. - In what should be a good old fashioned slug fest,
the Packers and Vikings continue their bitter rivalry Sunday
night at the Metrodome. While the media frequently hypes Brett
Favre's struggles inside domes, the three-time MVP
has thrown at least two touchdowns in each of his last
three trips to Minneapolis. He'll toss another pair of
scores in a game that should see 50+ combined points. - Jon
Kitna has thrown for multiple touchdowns in three of
his last four games. This Sunday, the Bengals travel to
Arizona to face an average Cardinals defense. Expect Kitna
to find plenty of success and hook up with his excellent
receivers for two touchdowns and 225 yards. - Patience
is wearing thin for Mike Vick owners. Earlier this
week, Vick indicated he didn't want to return until December
7th. He has since revised that statement and
now says he will return November 30th. Either
way, he probably won't help owners until the fantasy playoffs.
And, at this point, Vick owners need to ask themselves
whether he will be worth starting against Carolina in Week
14 or against Tampa in Week 16? My feeling is probably
not. If you're not in a keeper or dynasty league, consider
cutting your losses and freeing up a roster spot.
This Week's Sleepers: Donovan McNabb, Marques Tuiasosopo
and Chris Chandler
Running Back
As predicted in this space last week, rookie Arlen
Harris proved to be a worthy fantasy starter even
against Pittsburgh's formidable run defense. Harris scored
three times and gained 81 yards on the ground. But Harris
will return to the bench this week, right? Well, not
so fast. Marshall Faulk saw a heavy dose of work
in practice on Thursday and all signs point to him playing
this weekend against the 49ers. Even so, if you are desperate
for a running back this week, using Harris remains a
viable option. Rams head coach Mike Martz indicated he
didn't want to push Faulk too hard. "We're very
happy with [Harris]," said Martz, "and obviously that
allows us to take our time somewhat with Marshall, to
make sure he can work back into this thing." Martz
even attributed Faulk's struggles last year in part to
his returning too early from a high ankle sprain. Expect
Harris to share the load and see 12-15 touches Sunday
and perhaps more if the Rams jump out to a big lead. - Tampa
dialed up Michael Pittman's number 30 times on
Sunday against the Cowboys. The former Arizona Cardinals
tailback responded, gaining 113 yards. Pittman has developed
into a reliable number two running back in leagues of
any size. For five consecutive weeks, he has logged 80+
all-purpose yards. Pittman's only shortcoming appears
to be a lack of touchdowns; he has only one on the year
and it came on a catch and run. Pittman should notch
another strong game this week against the New Orleans
Saints, who rank 28th in run defense and have
been rushed on more times than any other team in the
league. Count on 120 total yards of offense and a touchdown. - Adrian
Murrell is expected to see playing time this week
against the Redskins. If you're relying on Troy Hambrick as
your number two running back, it's time to start worrying.
Murrell is a "Parcells guy" and could figure into the
Cowboys offense for the rest of the year if Hambrick's
struggles continue. - The Atlanta Falcons defense has
given up a league-high 12 rushing touchdowns this year.
The next closest team has allowed nine. Word out of Atlanta
is the team will shift from a 3-4 defense to a 4-3 scheme.
It likely won't make much of a difference. Start Correll Buckhalter this
week. After Brian Westbrook suffered a high ankle
sprain Sunday against the Jets, Buckhalter took over
the game, amassing 100 yards and two touchdowns. Donovan
McNabb might steal a goal line score in this one, but
expect Buckhalter to rack up 110 yards and a touchdown. - Edgerrin James returned
to action last week and provided owners with 104 rushing
yards. While the performance was promising, James will
have a tougher time finding holes this week against the
Dolphins, who give up a league low 73.9 rushing yards
per game. Fantasy owners need to hope for a big receiving
game from the gold-toothed tailback. Check out LaDanian Tomlinson's
stats from his Monday night game against Miami, 24 carries
for 62 yards and 11 receptions for 80 yards. Unfortunately,
the Colts have stronger receivers and tight ends than
the Chargers, making passing to the running back less
necessary. Expect James to finish with no more than 90
total yards.
This Week's Sleepers: Arlen Harris, Rudi Johnson,
Rock Cartwright and Shawn Bryson
Wide Receiver
Look for Steve's Smith's hot streak to continue
this week when the 6-1 Panthers, travel to Houston. Smith
has strung together three straight 100-yard games. Meanwhile,
the Texans defense has been giving up huge fantasy performances
to receivers in recent weeks, including multiple touchdown
and/or 100-yard games to Derrick Mason, Reggie
Wayne, Santana Moss and Troy Edwards. - If
possible, move Rod Smith and Ashley Lelie to
the bench this week. Danny Kanell will get another start
against New England and he's likely to struggle against
a Patriots defense that has given up a league low three
passing touchdowns. - The quarterback change in Miami has
pushed Chris Chambers' value up a few notches. With
Brian Griese under center, Chambers caught four passes
for 79 yards and a touchdown. Look for Chambers and Griese
to continue to build a rapport Sunday against the Colts
and connect for another touchdown. - While Rams wideout Isaac
Bruce has been putting up decent stats, he hasn't scored
a touchdown in the last four games and only has one score
on the season. Things should brighten up a bit for Bruce
owners this week. The 49ers have allowed two or more passing
touchdowns in four of their last five games against the
Rams. With Jeff Garcia out, this game could very easily
become a blowout. Marc Bulger will continue to roll and
is overdue to sync up with Bruce for a big game. Look for
the duo to connect for two touchdowns. - Start Jerry
Porter this week against the Detroit Lions. Porter
was the target of 10 passes in Week 7, his first game since
returning from hernia surgery. He should figure significantly
into Oakland's gameplan against an opponent that ranks
near the bottom of the league in passing defense. Ninety
yards receiving and a touchdown should be about right for
Porter, who is now fully recovered. - Randy Moss owns
the Green Bay Packers. In his first ever meeting against
Green Bay as a rookie, Moss caught five passes for 190
yards and two touchdowns. Then there was the 1999 meeting
in Minnesota, wherein Moss finished with 131 yards and
two scores. In Week 1 this season, Moss was his usual dominant
self, catching nine passes for 150 yards and a touchdown.
In 11 career games against the archrival Pack, Moss has
1,126 yards and 10 touchdowns, an average of more than
100 yards and nearly one touchdown per game. You'd be hard
pressed to find any receiver that has dominated a team
more than Moss has against the Packers. Look for "the Freak" in
a box score near you on Monday morning.
This Week's Sleepers: Jerry Porter, Donald Driver,
Todd Pinkston and Bobby Engram
Tight End
Factoring in Randy McMichael's second quarter touchdown
grab Monday night, the San Diego Chargers have now given
up a score to a tight end in five of their last six games.
I'd be remiss if I didn't suggest owners ride this gravy
train again in Week 9 when the Chargers face the Bears. Desmond
Clark is Chicago's normal starter at tight end, but
he's missed time with a toe injury and is listed as questionable
this week. His replacement, Dustin Lyman, picked
up the slack Sunday, gaining 42 yards on six receptions.
Lyman was Chris Chandler's favorite target on the day and
should be a safe start this week if Clark sits out as expected. - Raiders
tight end Doug Jolley was benched this week in favor
of Teyo Johnson. Adjust your roster accordingly.
Johnson faces a porous Lions defense this week and could
be a nice safety valve for the inexperienced Marques Tuiasosopo.
Expect the rookie tight end to finish with around 40-50
yards. - Of the big name tight ends, Todd Heap should
have strong game this week and score his second touchdown
of the year. The Jaguars have given up 12 passing touchdowns
this year.
This Week's Sleepers: Dustin Lyman and Teyo Johnson
Kicker
Despite being the first kicker selected in many fantasy
drafts this year, David Akers has been an enormous
disappointment. Through Week 8, Akers has only attempted
seven field goals, which ranks well outside the top 25
kickers. That said, if Akers has been dropped in your league,
he is worthy of a start in Week 9. The Eagles should be
able to score at least 24 points against a terrible Falcons
defense. Count on Akers getting your team 8-9 points. - In
addition to Akers, fantasy owners who are looking for a
one-week fill-in could find luck with Chicago's Paul
Edinger and Cincinatti's Shayne Graham. Both
kickers rank near the top of the league in kicking accuracy.
More importantly, their respective teams face a couple
of below average defenses that seem to welcome opposing
offenses into their red zone. Start Edinger against San
Diego and Graham against Arizona, and count on both kickers
to score 7-8 points.
This Week's Sleepers: David Akers, Paul Edinger
and Shayne Graham
Defense
The Carolina Panthers are likely to turn in one
of their strongest defensive performances of the year this
week against the Texans. With David Carr out for this contest,
Houston will turn to journeyman Tony Banks. Banks has a
well-documented history of turning the ball over and is
especially prone to fumbling. Count on Carolina to hold
their opponent to less than 17 points and don't be surprised
if the Panthers return a fumble or an interception for
a touchdown. - If you typically start the idle Kansas
City Chiefs, Tennessee Titans, Buffalo Bills or Cleveland
Browns on defense, there are plenty of replacement
choices from which you can choose. Start by looking at
the teams who lost a starting quarterback within the last
two week. These squads will have to rely on inexperienced
passers who will likely be prone to making mistakes and
who may struggle to move their respective offenses. Based
on this criterion, the best options are the Philadelphia
Eagles, New England Patriots and St. Louis
Rams.
This Week's Sleepers: Eagles, Patriots and Rams
The 6-Pack
Last Week's 6-Pack: Pilsner Urquell
Price Paid: $6.25 (on sale)
What the Bottle Tells Us: Packaged in a green 12-ounce
bottle with gold foil, the label bills Pilsner Urquell
as "The Original Pilsner." Apparently, a visionary brewmaster
in Pilsen Czech created the first golden beer. This formula
revolutionized the brewing process and delivered an "intensely
rewarding taste."
What I Say: This is the granddaddy of all pilsner
beers, so I was excited to crack open my first bottle.
The smell was dominated by what I thought resembled freshly
ground black pepper - a very spicy aroma. This came as
a definite surprise because I had never detected this smell
in a beer before and I was half expecting hints of skunk
due to the green bottle. The beer poured to a golden color,
considerably darker than the watery swill put out by the
American macro-brewers. The head was light and frothy,
about two fingers thick, and left traces of foam as I drained
my glass. What struck me most about Pilsner Urquell's taste
was the feeling it had in my mouth. Oddly enough, I liken
it to Pop Rocks candy, very prickly and jolting to the
tongue. Beyond the sharp carbonation, this beer definitely
a bit bitter flavor, but in its defense it doesn't leave
the metallic aftertaste that turned me off to Heineken.
Several readers indicated Pilsner Urquell was skunky, but
I think it is more likely the intended hoppy flavor. I
found it to be quite drinkable and didn't have any major
complaints. This is a beer worthy of moderate praise and
its complexity is a nice contrast to the everyday lagers
that kept me warm during my years in college. If I see
Pilsner Urquell at a discounted price again, I won't hesitate
to stock my fridge with another 6-pack.
Reader Comment: Rick Miller of Effingham, Illinois
was less impressed and seemed put off by Pilsner Urquell's
odd flavor. "I don't know Czechoslovakian but after drinking
this beer I do know that Urquell must be the Czech word
for skunk. That stuff was just awful. I still have 4 bottles
in my fridge." Rick, you'll be interested to know that "Urquell" actually
means "original source," which presumably refers to the
authenticity and origin of the beer. The word skunk loosely
translates into "Heineken."
This Week's 6-Pack: Murphy's Irish Stout
Several chaps of Irish decent have voiced their dismay
that the Weekly 6-Pack is in its eighth week of existence
and yet I haven't reviewed a beer from the Emerald Isle
yet. Now that the weather has turned a bit chilly here
in the Midwest, I am much obliged to pick up a 6-Pack of
one of Irelands finer stout beers. While Guinness is the
favorite choice of stout drinkers, I think I'll go with
the underdog this week. Join me and grab a 6-Pack of Murphy's
Irish Stout (actually I think they come in packs of four
cans), root for the underdogs on Sunday, and let me know
what you think about this robust beer.
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